Private Thoughts Made Public

When will this horrible drizzly gery overcast muggy depressing wet weather end? It’s July ferchrissakes, not March. I haven’t been out on my new bike for over a month, and haven’t been for a walk up a hill for a fortnight. And when I last went for a walk on a hill, I got drenched. Come on, the summer’s going to be over soon and I won’t have had a chance to get some fresh air. When I go out for some exercise I want to be able to enjoy it, not endure it. I’ll be the first to admit I’m a fair-weather person, and this is definately not fair weather.
I’m going to change species so that I can enjoy this weather more. Ready? Ok then.
Quack.