Private Thoughts Made Public

from bash.org:
<sp4nk> I once knew this guy who kept a dream journal.
<sp4nk> Some little spiral notebook he’d keep by his bed.
<martyr> haha nice
<sp4nk> I’d get waken up in the middle of the night and find him writing shit in it. At 3 AM.
<sp4nk> Told me it was so he could remember the lucid dreams he had the following morning.
<sp4nk> So one night at about 1, I decided to have a look.
<sp4nk> As I suspected, full of shit about meeting dead people and flying across the Atlantic Ocean.
<sp4nk> He was asleep at the time, of course.
<sp4nk> So I grabbed a pencil and made my own entry.
<martyr> ROFL
<sp4nk> Something along the lines of: OH MY GOD I WANT YOUR BLOOD SATAN PLEASE LIBERATE ME FROM MY WRETCHED LIFE
<sp4nk> I swear, he was shaking the rest of that day
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If you’re not familiar with internet chat abbreviations, you need to know that asl stands for age/sex/location. It’s a greeting guaranteed to get you ignored 95% of the time.
<THE_RAVEN> asl?
<BlackstarII> 41/m/neverland
<BlackstarII> wanna sleep over?
Of course, the other 5% gets you a sarcastic answer.
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<BoTGoD> In the wet season, when my house lies at the eye of a particularly savage thunderstorm storm, lightning all around and power out, i like to masturbate – it makes me feel like i am thor.
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One of these quotes made me chuckle, one made me smile, and one made me laugh out loud. I’ll leave you to guess which one is which.