This can’t be right, surely?


I need new scales. The ones I’ve got are crap – the numbers they show aren’t going down at all, in fact they’re going up!
Putting aside the fact that I was pretty bloody miserable on Saturday and comforted myself with a huge kebab, and Monday I was treated to a chinese take-away for trying to sort out a problem on my cousin’s laptop, and I spent most of the weekend watching the snooker on television instead of getting any exercise, I blame the scales completely. It’s all their fault, nothing to do with me at all, no sir.

  1. #1 by Old Horsetail Snake at May 4th, 2005

    Your scales need more exercise.

  2. #2 by annie at May 6th, 2005

    I’m still not sure what a “snooker” is!
    Scales are deceiving, it’s a “numbers” racket!

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