Private Thoughts Made Public

My desk at work, in fact my entire office space, is rather dull. There is no natural light, the desks are old and brown, the walls are old grey, the carpet is old and blue. Behind my screen is the PC itself (black), and behind that is a server cabinet (grey).
I’ve been thinking of brightening the place up a bit. Why not bring a rug in, a thick fluffy rug to put under the desk. I’d then take my shoes and socks off and just make fists with my toes, like Bruce Willis did in Die Hard. MMMmmmmm… I might get a bonsai tree as well, a bit of green round here wouldn’t go amiss. Although I don’t know how long it would survive without any natural light.
Taking the rug idea a bit further though, why not put a sandbox under the desk? Get the feeling of sand in between your toes, maybe replace my office chair with a deckchair, put a knotted hankie on my head, shine a spotlight in my face. No UV, no suntan, but then again no skin cancer either. But why restrict yourself to that pleasure just when sitting at your desk? Why not fill a couple of shoeboxes with sand and get that beach feeling all day?
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