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	<title>Private Thoughts Made Public &#187; just a joke</title>
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		<title>Probably the worst joke in the world</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2005 14:13:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s these two French Legionnaires in the desert, and they&#8217;ve been separated from their unit and are lost. The&#8217;ve been wandering for several days without food and water, and are nearly resigned to the fact that they will soon die from dehydration, when as they reach the top of a sand dune, they see a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kids talk to God</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2005 16:24:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just saw this on the uk.rec.humour newsgroup, and it was so good I thought I&#8217;d share it here. Kids talk to God. 1. Dear God, please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now. Amanda 2. Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Internet Chat Quotes</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Feb 2005 12:20:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[from bash.org: &#60;sp4nk&#62; I once knew this guy who kept a dream journal. &#60;sp4nk&#62; Some little spiral notebook he&#8217;d keep by his bed. &#60;martyr&#62; haha nice &#60;sp4nk&#62; I&#8217;d get waken up in the middle of the night and find him writing shit in it. At 3 AM. &#60;sp4nk&#62; Told me it was so he could [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Farmer</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2004 15:23:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A farmer buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn&#8217;t have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sean Connery</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Aug 2004 18:13:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sean Connery has fallen on hard times. All work has dried up and he just sits at home twiddling his thumbs. Suddenly the phone rings and Sean answers it. It&#8217;s his agent and Sean gets very excited. The agent says, &#8220;Sean, I&#8217;ve got a job for you. Starts tomorrow, but you&#8217;ve got to get there [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A woman who reads&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 May 2004 12:34:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A couple go on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Children Test</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2004 13:49:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[15 simple tests before you decide to have children&#8230; Test 1 &#8211; Women: To prepare for maternity, put on a dressing gown and stick a beanbag down the front. Leave it there for 9 months. After 9 months remove 10% of the beans. Men: To prepare for paternity, go to local chemist, tip the contents [...]]]></description>
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