Random Quote:
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
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You’re hired
Posted by dan in just me wittering on June 3rd, 2009
I think we should put all the fired Apprentices in the cabinet, they’ll do a much better job than the current lot!
Saving time
Posted by dan in Things that happened today on June 2nd, 2009
The stockroom guy at work said it would take two people a month to enter the prices for all the stock items into the new accounts/stock system. I spent three hours preparing the data and importing it, thereby saving nearly 300 man-hours of work. Will I get a thank you? Will I get a bonus? Will I get I warm fuzzy feeling of a job well done?
One out of three ain’t bad.
Bought a new car!
Posted by dan in just me wittering on June 1st, 2009
After five and a half years and over 85,000 miles (plus the 22,000 miles the car had on it when I bought it), I’ve decided that it’s finally time to trade it in for a newer model. I’ve been extremely impressed with the car (a Vauxhall Astra), it’s still solid and reliable, although it’s now starting to show signs of age. There’s an intermittent squak from the wheels, and the ride isn’t as good as it used to be. These things could be fixed, but it’s probably better to change the car before I have to spend lots of money keeping it going, rather than after! When I bought the car I said I was going to keep it until it had done 100,000 miles, and it’s done that admirably. Part of me will be sorry to see it go!
So, what to get as a replacement? I know car dealers are getting a bit desperate to shife stock at the moment and there are some stonking deals to be had on a brand new car, but most of them are still out of my price range. I visited a few dealers, picked up a few brochures, and had a test drive in a Toyota IQ. This is a really nifty little car, perfect for town driving, it’s tiny on the outside but more than big enough on the inside for a driver and passenger. It felt like a bigger car when I drove it as well, I didn’t feel that it was going to tip over on the corners or anything like that. But (there has to be a but, doesn’t there?) I don’t think it would be suitable for the relatively high mileage I do, and it was also quite expensive. The car has only just been launched, so there aren’t any second-hand ones available on the market yet.
Another car I was tempted to look at was the new Ford Fiesta. This car has had excellent reviews, and I read in What Car magazine about a chap who’s bought one who does about 200 miles a day, so at least he’s pinning his hopes on it being solid and reliable! Again, it’s a brand new car and there aren’t any used ones available yet, as a result I discounted this car on the basis of price.
I found an internet broker (www.buyacar.co.uk) and had a look at their prices for different makes and models, and happened to look at their prices for Fiat Puntos. Wow, very impressive, might be worth a look, this one! Off I went to the local dealer, picked up a brochure, and booked a test drive for the next day. I’d decided I wanted a diesel car this time round, the sort of driving I do would make a diesel cheaper in the long run, even after the higher initial price and higher cost of fuel. The test drive I had in the car was very short, the dealership was short-staffed that day, but they asked me to come back the following weekend and I’d be able to take the car out on my own for an hour.
I wasn’t initially too impressed with the car, the gear change took a little getting used to, and I stalled it once or twice, but that was probably because I wasn’t used to driving a diesel, or maybe the pedal in the Fiat was a little stiffer then the one I was used to in the Astra. I was willing to give the car another shot, though.
The next weekend I went back and as promised, was given the keys to a car and asked to bring it back in about an hour. I took it on the route I use to go to and from work every day, which is a route that provided a mixture of motorway driving, country roads, and start/stop town driving. I worked out how to use the trip computer, and used to tell me the average fuel consumption for the trip. When I returned the car to the dealer it was reading 59.8 miles per gallon.
By now my mind was pretty much made up. The car was nice to drive, it had all the bells and whistles on it that I wanted (specifically somewhere I could plug my iPod into!) so the only thing left was to work out a deal. I didn’t need to haggle with the guy, he gave me a decent trade-in on my car, and offered me a price I was prepared to pay on a car with the level of trim that I wanted. Actually, it was the car I’d driven on the short test drive the previous weekend. First registered 11 months ago, the car had stood on the dealer’s forecourt and only been used for short test drives in all that time. It’s only got 77 miles on the clock! He’s giving me the full three-year warranty and will make sure the car has been checked over and is in tip-top condition before I pick it up, which should be next Monday if the finances go through without a hitch.
Even though the car was registered last June, I’m still treating it as a brand new car, because even if you buy one that’s only got delivery miles on it, it could have been sitting out in the elements for several months anyway.
Roll on next week!
Still not grown up
Posted by dan in just me wittering on May 31st, 2009
Following on from this post, I can tell you that I have since bought myself… er, my son (cough, cough) one of these Mindstorms sets. Actually, I ended up buying two from eBay, as both auctions ended about the same time. Haven’t sold the other one yet, it’s sitting on top of my bookcase at home. I can’t believe it’s been five years since I made that original post though!
The lesser spotted fantastic bank holiday weekend
Today was a good day. In fact the whole weekend’s been pretty darn good. Saturday I spent the day with my son at my parents house, copied some of my dad’s old cine film to dvd, copied it from there onto my PC, and started playing around with tidying it up. More on this in another post I think.
Yesterday I got out on the bike and rode 60 miles, up onto the hills, took some photos and rode all the way back again! Have a look here and here for a couple of pics. I also took a car for a test drive, as my car has now done 107,000 miles and I think it’s time I changed it before it fall apart. Again, more about this in a future post.
And then today my ex and I took our son for a day trip to Morecambe, where we played on the beach, soaked up the sun, and ate far too much junk food. Take a look ay my favourite pic of the day.
And to cap it all, the sun shone. Sheer perfection, couldn’t have wished for anything better.
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Ok, so it may not be so impressive to some, but this is the first time I’ve done this!
This is a short clip from a Super 8 cine film my dad shot on my first birthday, back in December 1967. I had hair on my head back then!
Oh, and don’t be thinking your speakers have broken… dad’s cine camera didn’t record sound
If you don’t ask…
Posted by dan in Things that happened today on May 22nd, 2009
A friend of mine works in a petrol station, and at this station they also do maintenance and repair work on cars. Today, two of the mechanics took a car back to a client, who was out of the house when they arrived. They left the car where they’d picked it up that morning, which was on the neighbour’s driveway. One of the mechanics (we’ll call him “Bill”) knew it was the neighbour’s house, the other one (we’ll call him “John” for the sake of it) didn’t. So Bill lets John post the keys through the neighbour’s letterbox before piping up “Hey, this isn’t the guy’s house, he lives next door.” Bill’s good like that, he likes to see other people cock things up.
Let’s skip forward a couple of hours. The client calls in to the garage (I’m not sure how he got there, maybe a friend gave him a lift). “Is my car ready?” he asked. “Sure is,” said “George”, the boss, “and it’s back at home waiting for you.” So off the guy goes and half an hour later there’s a phone call to the garage.
“Where are the keys?”
“Through the letterbox.”
“Which letterbox? Mine or the house you left it outside?”
“The one we left it at.”
“That’s my neighbour’s house, she’s away in China for three weeks. I need my car keys.”
Bill and George then go off to the neighbour’s house, where George makes Bill dangle a magnet through the letterbox on a piece of string to try and get the keys back. The more they try, the more they don’t get the keys. The client is going mad, he’s off on holiday himself in a few days and needs to pack his family and luggage in the car to drive to the airport 250 miles away.
After an hour, the neighbour’s neighbour, a little old lady, comes out. “I’ve been watching you for a while, trying to work out if you’re up to no good or not. You don’t look like burglars, what’s going on?” she asks.
“We posted this guy’s car keys through the wrong letterbox by mistake.”
“Oh,” she says. She pauses, and then remembers something. “She left me with a spare key to the house. Shall I go and get it for you?”
Well, duh!