From the Ferret...

For my sins, I frequent a virtual online pub, the Technique and Ferret. It's a place where the laws of physics rarely apply, money only exists in someone else's wallet, two or three people permanently live under the pool table, and time is measured in terms of children's television programmes playing on a 24-hour loop (i.e. "What time is it?" "Quarter past Sesame Street, mate"). There's also a dungeon in the cellar, and the beer never ever runs out.

It's populated by various ne'er-do-wells and reprobates, usually from the IT industry. The banter is usually on the other side of daft, and I'm going to bring you some examples of the various web sites, awful jokes, puns and debates that I deem worth repeating.

Starting with this, courtesy of "Alan": http://catsinsinks.com/