Awful Alliterations

Earlier this year, before I decided to start blogging again, my son, my niece and myself sat in the hallway one afternoon and came up with some awful alliterations. Bear in mind when reading these that my son was 7 and my niece 11 at the time:

Sam's spicy sausages sizzle in the saucepan for Sunday supper.
Daddy's drunk dog drums on dead ducks.
Ollie the olympic octopus overflips in October
Zebra's zips zig-zag on Zoe's zither
Mummy's mad monkey minds me on Monday midnight eating many mostly mini minerals
Crocodile Carl can't catch cream cars.
Charlie Chimp chugs chocolate and chews cheesy chips on Tuesday in Cheshire
Happy Homer's "hello" hat
When Water walks he waves wildly at William and Wilberforce
See Simon sitting on the soldier's shoulders so he can see the sky
Tom's tabletop tap-dancing tortoise.

Well, we had fun with them, anyway!